🏆tophumans.lol

The rules

Short version: pay more, rank higher, no refunds, be a decent human.

  1. 01

    Money is the only metric

    Your rank is your lifetime total: every confirmed payment adds to it, forever. Highest total sits at #1. Ties go to whoever got there first.

  2. 02

    $1 minimum, whole dollars

    Payments are in whole US dollars, one dollar minimum. There is no maximum. We admire that about you.

  3. 03

    Non-refundable. Really.

    Every payment is final, even if you get outbid ten seconds later. That's the game. If this feels unfair, the exit is the back button.

  4. 04

    Anyone can outbid you, anytime

    Nobody owns a rank. You rent it from the next person's ego. Your total and your listing stay on the board forever.

  5. 05

    Humans only

    One profile per person, and profiles must represent a real human being. Brands, products, apps and websites have their own playgrounds: outbid.lol, topapp.lol, uprank.lol.

  6. 06

    Don't be someone else

    Impersonation gets your profile removed without refund. Same for hateful content, NSFW imagery, scams, or anything illegal. We decide, our call is final.

  7. 07

    Clean links only

    Social links must point to your own profiles. Query strings are stripped, so affiliate and tracking links won't survive.

  8. 08

    Clicks and visits are counted, not sold

    Click counts and visitor stats are measured on this site, deduplicated and bot-filtered, displayed as-is. No guarantees of traffic, fame, ROI, or self-esteem.

Payments are processed by Stripe. We store your email, your profile, and your payment history. Nothing else. Visitor analytics are first-party and anonymized (no cookies, no third parties).

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